| My number and totally sweet wound from my bike pedal. |
The swim was fabulous. I was a swimmer in high school, so it's my strongest sport. I finished the swim, got dressed and started the bike. I was feeling great and thinking how fun it all was. I even made it up that beastly hill. About 2/3 of the way through the bike route I heard a POP! HISSSSSSSS.... low and behold, my tire was flat.
I ask you, what are you supposed to do if your tire pops during a triathlon? WHAT? I walked/jogged/rode on a flat tire the shortest route back to the race start. My poor little heart was broken. I knew I'd be DQ'd for not finishing the bike, so I just laid the bike down on my towel and started the run. I was sad, so my run was slow and bitter. I drank Gatorade from the aid stations. I think I drank too much Gatorade from the aid stations, because I totally puked after I crossed the finish line. An old lady in a purple shirt couldn't take her eyes off me whilst I puked. It's like a car wreck, I guess.
| Me trying really hard not to hurl. |
That pretty much sums it up. So, next time... NEXT TIME...
1) Slime in the tires, pehaps?
2) No Gatorade.
3) No running over large METAL SHARDS.
| The metal shard that popped my tire and broke my heart. LOOK AT THAT THING! |